Den sanna historien om bakdelen

“Arses are the human races' favourite thing. We like them on each other. We like them on magazine covers. We even like them on babies. When we're alone we like to scratch them, when there's a fire we like to warm them and who among us hasn't, in a lonely moment, reached back for a discreet fondle? We love our arses. When God gave us our arses he had to stick them around the back just so that we wouldn't sit and stare at them all day. 'Cos when God made the arse he didn't say, 'hey it's not your basic hinge, lets knock off early.' He said, 'behold ye angels for I have created the arse. Throughout the ages to come, man and woman shall grab hold of these and shout my name. ' ”

ur en strålande brittisk sitcom vid namn Coupling